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Marjorie Taylor Greene Warns That Windmills Will Drive up Cost of Wind

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Andy Borowitz
Jun 13, 2024
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LAS VEGAS (The Borowitz Report)—Speaking at a campaign rally on Thursday, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene warned that plans to build more wind turbines in the US would “send wind prices through the roof.”

“If you think you’re paying a lot for wind now, just wait until Biden starts building all the windmills he wants,” she said.…

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