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Jul 25, 2024
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene said on Thursday that Doug Emhoff, the husband of Vice President Kamala Harris, has access to a powerful space laser that he will use to steal the election.

Greene said that Emhoff’s “interstellar laser craft” is currently surveilling swing-state voting sites, “prepa…

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