Marjorie Taylor Greene Warns That Harris's Husband Has Access to Space Laser
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene said on Thursday that Doug Emhoff, the husband of Vice President Kamala Harris, has access to a powerful space laser that he will use to steal the election.
Greene said that Emhoff’s “interstellar laser craft” is currently surveilling swing-state voting sites, “prepa…