Andy , Your satirical eye is priceless!😂The competition for dumbest and most obnoxious among Republican Senators is very stiff indeed ! There’s an embarrassment of riches ! 😂Thanks for the Monday morning laughs! 💕
But he's not in Markwayne's league. Oklahoma has an extraordinary capability for sending morons to the Senate, e.g., James Inhofe aka Captain Snowball.
For another view from Oklahoma, check out the "I've Had It" podcast on substack---two women from Oklahoma who take no prisoners---they called Markwayne a "dipshit" and Booster Box Mullin, among other things. You'll like it.
Ah. Advertising. It could be that advertising and the entertainment industry is what got us into this mess. HCR had a take on "cowboy individualism" today that fits right in here. My stomach is churning beyond repair.
I think they both deserve honors for their names. Tommy Tuberville sounds like the title character in a warped children’s book, like “Tommy Tuberville Wanders Into Traffic”; and Markwayne Mullin sounds like he belongs on the FBI’s most wanted list.
I'm trying to picture the illustrations of a quaint garden city called Tuberville in a children's storybook. Not to mention the occupants. My normally fertile imagination is bogging down.
John Wayne Gacy, Elmer Wayne Hensley Jr (serial killer), Wayne Williams (Atlanta child murderer), Wayne Boden (Vampire Rapist), Wayne Boden (Missoula Mauler), Wayne Nance. All notorious murderers. Now we can start the Pantheon of the Deplorables to include dumb politicians and cabinet members.
Everyone in the mafia regime must have a lower IQ than Agent Orange. I wonder what the average IQ is now. Room temperature level is probably as high as it goes.
I googled it: Moderate/Severe Impairment (<54): IQs below 55 generally indicate a need for significant supervision, support, or specialized care for daily living.
I'm pretty sure you are right about Hershey. Krusti is on some kind of just-invented agency and so far, no one has explained it. I wonder if she knows stuff (Epstein related or similar-to) which caused Trumpety-Dumpety to come up with a consolation prize asap????
you know, Wendy, I think you're onto something . . . I wonder how many of tRump's admin have access to unredacted Epstein files, through Blondie, and are holding that over his head . . . or it could simply be, tRump doesn't want to look bad by having to fire someone he hired, so he just moves them around.
Not once, but twice! That factoid is the most damning indictment of the American electorate. Feingold was truly one of Wisconsin’s great public servants. And this happened in the upper Midwest, not the Confederacy. When I speak of the idiocy of the electorate, this is example #1.
Ouch! I love Russ Feingold! I tried my best, but it was tea party time & the stupids ran over us. I can't explain the 2nd time, but, then again, who is president? People don't get smarter with 2nd chances. I agree with restricting voting -- no R's allowed, I's are suspicious and need examination. D's only need apply.
slowly but surely, republicans are moved closer into trump’s gestapo regime; we KNOW Kristi Gnome will be tried in courts, and now Mullen has moved into a position that will get him indicted - how soon that happens, who knows. To that end, Trump is crashing everything faster than ever, warp speed if you will, to fulfill the worst fears that intelligent Americans could see way back in 2015 when a goofball rode down an escalator with his third wife. we knew he’d blow everything up, which is what Steve Bannon had wanted then and is either going to get his wish, or as he recently predicted, they’ll all go to jail.
I am reminded of the days, back around 1970, when California's egregious Superintendent of Public Instruction Max Rafferty left that post in a huff to take up a similar one in Alabama, thereby, as it was said at the time, instantaneously increasing the average IQ's of both states.
Fetterman is not really a Democrat so it certainly fits that he can play with the dumbest of the dumb in the Senate. Trump must have promised him a cabinet position when the first round gerts booted off the island.
"Tommy" is a little boy's name. I can't associate it with an adult! I once met a singer named "Mikey" and he did not understand when I asked him if he liked it!
It's a Southern thing, or as I play about 'southerin', the good ol' boys bein' boys as long as folks hold onto their nostalgia (ah grew up in the south, dad was air force, like some of the things about it, the purty land and the ocean, but hated the overt and covert racism even as a tot, got out as fast as ah could afta hi skewl.)
Like Junior, Bubba, & even the pejoratives used by black white & in between- when recently attending the Mona Lisa’s and Moon Pies parade to honor the Slidell PD and provide yet another public drinking excuse of an evening
Mullin wanted the title as the dumbest Senator and then challenged Tuberville to a cage match on the Senate floor. Kristi Noem and Lauren Bobert volunteered to walk around the cage with the round numbers. The orange Cheeto not to be ignored in this made for TV debacle is going to Ref it.
Maybe this is the MMA (Mixed-up Moron Arts) event Trump wants to celebrate our 250th anniversary on June 14th. He won’t have to pay the contestants; their already salaried.
He had to beat out a pretty tough field.
Andy , Your satirical eye is priceless!😂The competition for dumbest and most obnoxious among Republican Senators is very stiff indeed ! There’s an embarrassment of riches ! 😂Thanks for the Monday morning laughs! 💕
--or just an embarrassment?
It should be a collective noun in the future “an embarrassment of Republicans “ 😉
Good one, Pradnya. How about a curse of cabinets?
That’s excellent! ☺️
But he's not in Markwayne's league. Oklahoma has an extraordinary capability for sending morons to the Senate, e.g., James Inhofe aka Captain Snowball.
As Will Rogers and Woody Guthrie whirl in their respective graves.
Didn't Will Rogers say, "I never met a man I didn't like"? He might make an exception for MarkWayne - and a few other Republicans
And they have a panhandle too.
For another view from Oklahoma, check out the "I've Had It" podcast on substack---two women from Oklahoma who take no prisoners---they called Markwayne a "dipshit" and Booster Box Mullin, among other things. You'll like it.
"Try it, you'll like it!" was Alka-Seltzer's motto.
If only taking a political Alka-Seltzer could soothe the nation's churning stomach!
Ah. Advertising. It could be that advertising and the entertainment industry is what got us into this mess. HCR had a take on "cowboy individualism" today that fits right in here. My stomach is churning beyond repair.
Just hang a stove door round your neck and hide it under a poncho. Call me after you shoot someone in the morning.
What about Mikeywayne likes it?
Yes, I have to agree. Listen to "I've Had It" is very refreshing and funny and not to forget intelligent.
Absolutely intelligent.
Thanks, I will check this out.
Believe me, you won't regret it.
I think they both deserve honors for their names. Tommy Tuberville sounds like the title character in a warped children’s book, like “Tommy Tuberville Wanders Into Traffic”; and Markwayne Mullin sounds like he belongs on the FBI’s most wanted list.
OMG, Wis . . . brilliant post. Especially the children's book title.
I'm trying to picture the illustrations of a quaint garden city called Tuberville in a children's storybook. Not to mention the occupants. My normally fertile imagination is bogging down.
John Wayne Gacy, Elmer Wayne Hensley Jr (serial killer), Wayne Williams (Atlanta child murderer), Wayne Boden (Vampire Rapist), Wayne Boden (Missoula Mauler), Wayne Nance. All notorious murderers. Now we can start the Pantheon of the Deplorables to include dumb politicians and cabinet members.
Wowee… remind me to never name a puppy “Wayne” - he could grow up to be Cujo…
I would never trust anyone named Markwayne with anything other than ringing me up at a gas station convenience store. And that’s even questionable
You make us proud, Wis! Milwaukee agrees with you.
I love this post! You said exactly what I was thinking!
A very touch choice! Plenty to choose from in the GOP!
If there was a standard for obsequiosness, Lindsay Graham would win, hands down.
oh my goodness, yes . . . Miss Lindsey has been clutching his pearls a lot lately.
😅👏
Now for a Democrat who'll beat him in the field!
John, I think you could easily find a 10 year old that could beat him.
If there were a written test…
Unfortunately a Republican toadstool would beat a Democrat in that State. They get what they deserve.
How you manage to turn this nightmare into a chuckle is priceless! Thank you, Andy.
I agree. What happened to our politicians. The republicans are worthless. What are they trying to accomplish. Dense idiots
that's just it, joanna, they aren't trying to accomplish anything! They figure DOGE took care of everything months ago.
Trump, I mean god, will solve all problems.
well, he creates all of them, but tends to move onto another bright shiny object, rather than fix anything
How silly of me. You’re absolutely correct
Not only is he the dumbest person in the senate, he’s about to be disqualified over residency requirements for his run for governor in Alabama.
Stick to football, Tommy.
Everyone in the mafia regime must have a lower IQ than Agent Orange. I wonder what the average IQ is now. Room temperature level is probably as high as it goes.
I googled it: Moderate/Severe Impairment (<54): IQs below 55 generally indicate a need for significant supervision, support, or specialized care for daily living.
This sounds like the whole lot of them
Room temperature, my foot!! Their combined IQ is closer to Kelvin zero.
P.S.: For those who don't know what Kelvin zero is, it's -457.69 Fahrenheit.
Absolutely priceless. And true. Thank you for a good laugh.
With the AC on ultra high.
--while the White House occupants are high on God knows what!
We are talking Celsius, right?
😅
--and that particular room temperature is freezing cold!
In Centigrade, not Fahrenheit!
He played to long without his helmet. I know he was coach. If only they will pay attention to our laws
Kudos to Tommy Tubberdumb - Alabama proud.
Bless his heart.
Swing low, Alabama.
<snort laugh>
Tommy Tubberdumb---WONDERFUL!
Stick a football to your head, Tommy! It's smarter than you! You might absorb some wisdom?
Do NOT forget the DUMP aka dTRUM also wanted Hershel Walker to win a against Warnock for the Senate position from Georgia!
I believe Hershey is the ambassador to the Bahamas. Just like Krusti will be Special Envoy for the Avengers.
I'm pretty sure you are right about Hershey. Krusti is on some kind of just-invented agency and so far, no one has explained it. I wonder if she knows stuff (Epstein related or similar-to) which caused Trumpety-Dumpety to come up with a consolation prize asap????
you know, Wendy, I think you're onto something . . . I wonder how many of tRump's admin have access to unredacted Epstein files, through Blondie, and are holding that over his head . . . or it could simply be, tRump doesn't want to look bad by having to fire someone he hired, so he just moves them around.
if anything, it would be fun to punt it!
Perhaps too many hits to the noggin in football is the cause...?
every time i see tommy’s last name, i transliterate it to “tatertown.”
I just think “dumbass.”
Succinct and accurate. Yes!
I think "Toonerville Trolley. Whatever that is!
Hah! Been a long while since I've heard that one!
Sure describes this trainload, though.
I think of Tubby the Tuba. Kids song: 'Tubby the tuba can do anything.
da da da aaaah
Swing on a swing.
ooooohTubby the tuba can do anything.
da da aaaah dah da!
--or "Tooberbooberville"? Or "Pancho Tooberboobervilla"?
So funny
I think Hooterville. There’s Uncle Joe, he’s a movin kinda slow…
perhaps "Tatertot"?
Beating out Ron Johnson was definitely a Hail Mary play at the whistle.
And remember, Wisconsin voted ron johnson IN over Russ Feingold.
Not once, but twice! That factoid is the most damning indictment of the American electorate. Feingold was truly one of Wisconsin’s great public servants. And this happened in the upper Midwest, not the Confederacy. When I speak of the idiocy of the electorate, this is example #1.
Ouch! I love Russ Feingold! I tried my best, but it was tea party time & the stupids ran over us. I can't explain the 2nd time, but, then again, who is president? People don't get smarter with 2nd chances. I agree with restricting voting -- no R's allowed, I's are suspicious and need examination. D's only need apply.
You beat me t the punch. Well played.
Whether it’s Christy Noem or Tommy Tuberville juxtaposed with Mark John Wayne Mullin the same title applies, Dumb and Dumber!
Markwayne is another ICE Barbie - with a BEARD.
I would bet my last gallon of gas he has his own cowboy hat!
Send me the gallon soon or it will cost you $100!
I have seen him in a Congressional hearing wearing one!
Yee haw!
Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest!
Mean, Meaner, Meanest!
slowly but surely, republicans are moved closer into trump’s gestapo regime; we KNOW Kristi Gnome will be tried in courts, and now Mullen has moved into a position that will get him indicted - how soon that happens, who knows. To that end, Trump is crashing everything faster than ever, warp speed if you will, to fulfill the worst fears that intelligent Americans could see way back in 2015 when a goofball rode down an escalator with his third wife. we knew he’d blow everything up, which is what Steve Bannon had wanted then and is either going to get his wish, or as he recently predicted, they’ll all go to jail.
God please jail.
Lemmings all!
The cliff, right this way......
I would dispute that "honor". As a Wisconsinite I am sure Ron Johnson deserves the accolade.
Agree totally.
As my grandmother used to say..”If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose “..
LOL!!!!
Your grandmother must have been a "hoot and a scoot"!
I am reminded of the days, back around 1970, when California's egregious Superintendent of Public Instruction Max Rafferty left that post in a huff to take up a similar one in Alabama, thereby, as it was said at the time, instantaneously increasing the average IQ's of both states.
It's a deep bench.
I’d like to nominate Fetterman please, should Tuberville be unable to fulfill his duties.
Fetterman is not really a Democrat so it certainly fits that he can play with the dumbest of the dumb in the Senate. Trump must have promised him a cabinet position when the first round gerts booted off the island.
I can’t believe I used to like Fetterman, back when he resisted trump’s election lie.
yup - perhaps he's playing the part of Joe Manchin
He wants Manchin's money from the fossil fuel industry.
We knew something was up when Fetterman put on a suit for Donnie.
Oh you are sooo correct
Fetterman is like a big stupid dog who follows whoever has the kibble--except dogs -- ALL BREEDS--are much smarter.
Tommy Tubesock should get a medal he can give to the IQ45 dumbest senator to the dumbest president.
"Tommy" is a little boy's name. I can't associate it with an adult! I once met a singer named "Mikey" and he did not understand when I asked him if he liked it!
Donny is nearly as incapable of adulting as them.
It's a Southern thing, or as I play about 'southerin', the good ol' boys bein' boys as long as folks hold onto their nostalgia (ah grew up in the south, dad was air force, like some of the things about it, the purty land and the ocean, but hated the overt and covert racism even as a tot, got out as fast as ah could afta hi skewl.)
My Mamma was from Mississippi, and spending long Summer vacations there in Crosby was an education. Y'all talks truth!
Like Junior, Bubba, & even the pejoratives used by black white & in between- when recently attending the Mona Lisa’s and Moon Pies parade to honor the Slidell PD and provide yet another public drinking excuse of an evening
Ah heard ee -yet all
Mullin wanted the title as the dumbest Senator and then challenged Tuberville to a cage match on the Senate floor. Kristi Noem and Lauren Bobert volunteered to walk around the cage with the round numbers. The orange Cheeto not to be ignored in this made for TV debacle is going to Ref it.
Maybe this is the MMA (Mixed-up Moron Arts) event Trump wants to celebrate our 250th anniversary on June 14th. He won’t have to pay the contestants; their already salaried.
That's only because Mike Johnson is in the House. The competition there is even fiercer!