Melania Realizes Valentine Not From Trump Because Her Name Was Spelled Correctly
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Melania Trump has determined that the Valentine’s Day card she received on Friday could not possibly be from her husband because her name was spelled correctly, the First Lady has confirmed.
“If it spelled ‘Melanie,’ ‘Melanin,’ or ‘Malala,’ then I’d know it from him,” she said.
“It was signed ‘the…