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Melania Says House Arrest for Trump Would Be Cruel and Unusual Punishment for Her

Jun 03, 2024
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NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Writing an impassioned letter on Monday to Judge Juan Merchan, Melania Trump argued that sentencing her husband to house arrest would mean cruel and unusual punishment for her.

Mrs. Trump wrote that confining her husband to any place where she resides would be a clear violation “not only of…

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