Melania Says She is Proud of Nude Modeling But Embarrassed About Marriage
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—In a new video released on Monday to promote her forthcoming book, Melania Trump revealed that she is proud of her nude modeling work but “deeply embarrassed” about her marriage.
“I’m glad that I posed for those nude photos, which are an artistic celebration of the female form,” she asserted. “C…