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Melania Says Trump Has Shown Mental Decline Since She Last Saw Him Three Years Ago

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Andy Borowitz
Jun 24, 2024
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NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—In a rare public statement on Monday, Melania Trump said her husband has exhibited “alarming mental decline” since she last saw him three years ago.

Mrs. Trump said that she happened to see him on television recently ranting about sharks and boats and was struck by how much he had deteriorated over…

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