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Melania Says Trump Tricked Her into Attending RNC by Promising to Sign Divorce Papers There

Jul 22, 2024
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NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—A furious Melania Trump attended the Republican National Convention last week only because her husband promised to sign their divorce papers there, the former First Lady confirmed on Monday.

“I have been trying to get him to sign papers for past three years,” she revealed. “I thought, fantastic, I’l…

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