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Melania's Book Withdrawn After it Accidentally Included her Prenuptial Agreement

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Andy Borowitz
Oct 08, 2024
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NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—In what publishing industry experts are calling an unprecedented snafu, on Tuesday Melania Trump’s publisher hastily withdrew her much-anticipated memoir after it mistakenly contained the full text of her prenuptial agreement.

The prenup, which spans over 200 of the book’s 256 pages, indicates that …

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