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Mexico Builds Wall to Keep Out Violent Jan 6 Criminals

Jan 27, 2025
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MEXICO CITY (The Borowitz Report)—The president of Mexico announced on Monday that her country was building a wall along its northern border to keep newly-pardoned January 6 insurrectionists from pouring across it.

“The United States is opening its prisons and releasing its most heinous criminals,”…

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