Mexico Builds Wall to Keep Out Violent Jan 6 Criminals
MEXICO CITY (The Borowitz Report)—The president of Mexico announced on Monday that her country was building a wall along its northern border to keep newly-pardoned January 6 insurrectionists from pouring across it.
“The United States is opening its prisons and releasing its most heinous criminals,” President Claudia Sheinbaum declared. “This leaves us with no choice but to build a wall and make the United States pay for it.”
Describing the January 6 convicts, she said, “When the United States sends its people, they’re sending people who have a lot of problems. They’re sending people who riot, vandalize government property, and attack law enforcement. They’re not sending their best.”
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Trump , musk and their band of merry men ! Actually based on behavior of all the Republicans in Congress, I’d like to see all of them go
Pete Hegseth. Like most people from military families, I regard the appointment of Hegseth as a deliberate slap in the face to the generals who rightfully thought Trump was unfit to be Commander in Chief of anything.