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Mike Johnson Accuses No Kings Protesters of Blatantly Exercising First Amendment Rights

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Andy Borowitz
Oct 17, 2025
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a blistering comment on Friday, House Speaker Mike Johnson accused participants in Saturday’s No Kings protests of “blatantly exercising their First Amendment rights.”

“When the framers of the Constitution wrote the First Amendment, they did not intend people to take it literally,” Johnson s…

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