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Apr 24, 2024
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NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—In a development that has rocked the news industry, The National Enquirer has lost millions of subscribers amid revelations that some of its stories might not be factual.

After Donald J. Trump’s hush money trial exposed the Enquirer’s inner workings, the newspaper’s reputation for …

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