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Misty About Kristi

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Jun 15, 2025
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On Friday, I posted this poem about Kristi Noem:

Kristi Noem is Stephen Miller

With hair extensions and tons of filler

But my passion for writing poetry about Kristi was far from quenched. So I wrote this:

When I see Kristi, I will picket

My sign will read, REVENGE FOR CRICKET

It turns out that composing poems about Kristi is contagious. After I got the ball rolling, TBR readers produced a veritable explosion of Noem poems.

Their efforts are too inspired not to share with a wider audience. Here, then, are selections from what I believe is the world’s largest trove of poems about Kristi Noem:

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