"Morning Joe" Hosts Claim They Only Went to Mar-a-Lago to See the Nuclear Codes
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Facing ferocious viewer backlash from their visit to Mar-a-Lago, the hosts of “Morning Joe” claimed on Tuesday that they visited Donald J. Trump’s estate only to take a look at the nuclear codes.
“As soon as we got there, we headed straight for the bathroom to see them,” Joe Scarborough said.
Scarborough acknowledged that he and his co-host, Mika Brzezinski, saw Trump “in passing,” but added, “Honest to God, that’s not why we went. We totally forgot that he lived there.”
For her part, Brzezinski was philosophical about the show’s possible cancellation, stating, “At least I’d finally get to talk.”
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This administration is going to be a never ending source for comedic material. I can’t wait for what’s to come.
Clown Car Cabinet indeed! Go Andy!!!!