MSNBC Cancels Entire Primetime Lineup and Will Just Show Reruns of DNC

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NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Stating that “our viewers have spoken,” MSNBC announced on Friday that it was scrapping all its evening programming and would henceforth only show reruns of the 2024 Democratic National Convention.

“Going forward, the primetime block will be replaced by encore broadcasts featuring everyone’s favo…