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MTG Despondent That Christopher Columbus Was Jewish: “First Jesus, Now Him?”
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MTG Despondent That Christopher Columbus Was Jewish: “First Jesus, Now Him?”

Oct 14, 2024
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene was devastated on Monday to learn that a forensic expert had determined Christopher Columbus was most likely Jewish.

“First Jesus, now him?” the despondent congresswoman blurted to staffers.

According to those familiar with Greene’s remarks, she said it was “totally unfair” that Columbus was Je…

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