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Musk Forms Dept. Of Underaged Clowns Harming Everything (DOUCHE)

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Andy Borowitz
Feb 24, 2025
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Boasting that he was “taking DOGE to the next level,” on Monday Elon Musk said that he had formed a new unit called Dept. Of Underaged Clowns Harming Everything (DOUCHE).

As part of the new group’s branding push, the Cybertruck they use to roam the streets of Washington will now be called “The D…

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