Musk Puts Trump in Charge of New Unit Called DOZE
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Elon Musk announced on Friday that he had tapped Donald J. Trump to lead a new government unit called DOZE.
Musk said he was “totally pumped” to see what Trump can accomplish at DOZE, which stands for the Department Of Zero Efficiency.
“Just as a computer goes to sleep to conserve precious energy, President Tr…