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Musk Tricks Trump Into Signing Reverse Mortgage on White House

Musk Tricks Trump Into Signing Reverse Mortgage on White House

Jan 22, 2025
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Boasting that it was “like taking candy from a baby,” on Wednesday Elon Musk tricked Donald J. Trump into signing a reverse mortgage on the White House.

“All these years, you’ve fixed it, you’ve taken care of it,” Musk told Trump in the Oval Office. “Maybe it’s time for your home to sta…

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