Musk's Dept. of Government Efficiency Cuts Position of Vice President
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has eliminated the position of vice president of the United States, Musk announced on Monday.
“The job of the vice president is to fill in for the president if he falls ill,” Musk said. “This seemed unnecessary since I’m in superb health.”
Musk…