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Nation Rocked by Jarring Spectacle of Republican Showing Respect for Constitution

Mar 19, 2025
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Millions of Americans were gobsmacked on Tuesday upon hearing that a prominent Republican official had shown respect for the United States Constitution.

Across the country, U.S. residents expressed shock and disbelief that a member of the GOP had openly validated the rule of …

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