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Nation Stunned by Apparent Existence of Rule of Law

Nation Stunned by Apparent Existence of Rule of Law

Jan 10, 2025
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Moments after the United States Supreme Court rejected Donald J. Trump’s request to delay sentencing in his hush money case, Americans were in a state of shock over the apparent existence of the rule of law.

“I didn’t see this coming,” said Cincinnati resident Harland Dorrinson, echoing the sentiments of millions. “I thou…

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