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National Search Underway for Even One Person who Voted for Elon Musk

National Search Underway for Even One Person who Voted for Elon Musk

Dec 20, 2024
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UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (The Borowitz Report)—A nationwide search has begun to locate even one person who voted for Elon Musk, the leader of the manhunt announced on Friday.

The leader, Harland Dorrinson, said that searchers had fanned out across all fifty states but had yet to turn up a single Musk voter.

“Given that Mr.…

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