Nation’s Cats Lash Out at J.D. Vance in Million Meow March
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Infuriated by J.D. Vance’s disparagement of childless cat owners, the nation’s cats are planning a mass protest at his next campaign appearance, the felines revealed on Wednesday.
In a statement announcing what they are calling the Million Meow March, the cats wrote, “J.D. Vance apparently thinks he will …