Andy , For once , I hope you are not being your truthful self!😉I so want these two deplorable creeps to be saddled with each other (shotguns and all) for life ! 😂
He got what he wanted, now she gets a Dear Ice Kristi text. How fitting he couldn't even pay postage for the letter dumping her. What would be a hoot if her husband told her to take a hike.
Right what can she offer Corey now? Sure Chump is giving her another job. That's a shame. But there should be plenty of humor to follow her new endeavor.
A made-up position at a made-up agency so she can continue to fleece America. Does any Republican have any morals, decency or backbone to stand up and work for the American people?
Ahh, the blanket fiasco—the ultimate slap in the face of noblesse oblige, taken to perfection by the fact that the non-forward thinking couple hadn’t completed their flying lessons. (Probably blinded by their growing respect for each other.)
This is the best this week Andy! But what the heck is the Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas? Trump said "our new Security Initiative in the Western Hemisphere".......another grift?
I didn't know about the Botox, but that explains how she managed to keep her face expressionless during Thom Tillis's hilarious take down.
I played it twice and laughed till I cried, particularly the part where he schooled her on her "farming" skills. If anyone missed it, you can catch it here (pbs, no ads): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ys-0r6sHV8M
I'm surpised at Tillis' competence in his dressing down Noem's performance. Powerful. Grateful she is fired from DHS. How will congress block the nominated replacement for that position?
Trump can't admit he made a wrong decision with Noem - so he's given her another "position."
Trouble is, he's run out of Ambassadorships for his failures - so he's had to start making up new positions real quick. I wonder who helped him think up " Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas.”?
And what are the next ten or twenty going to be? Because as all this shit turns the spotlight on trump. it's NEVER going to be HIS fault. An awful lot of his appointees are going to have to be found new positions when he kicks them under the bus without saying he was wrong.
The Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas protects the US from bombs; she will become our Golden Shield and take the first missile—for the team.
I'm quite sure that if any animals are left, they would not be thrilled to see her every day. You never know when her lust for killing reappears...they might want ot make a chart.
😂😂. They are hiding far from the gravel pit😂😂!! Corey only had the job (quote unquote) because of her…so I‘m thinking he’s toast too. Oh well. C‘est la vie 😂😂. I think she knew it was coming…she was so, well, civil in her hearing…compared to Pam Bondi who of course imploded AND exploded!!
Agreed. This administration will put someone in who’s markedly worse, and then they gave her a made-up job as consolation. Only a clean sweep of all these scoundrels will suffice.
I don't know which is the more damning proof of Noem's mental deficiency: it's absolutely disgusting that she killed a puppy and a goat simply for being a puppy and a goat, but it's Guinness Book of World Records appalling that she actually thought it was something she should brag about in her book. It's sort of like if Jeffrey Dahmer had decided to open a diner.
What an image. I was at U of Wisconsin shortly after the cannibalism of Ed Gein was discovered. The Student Union cafeteria had a new item: GeinBergers.
Gein did make lampshades from women's skin—and there's a US military video of our commanders forcing the Germans who lived in a town near one of the liberated Holocaust camps to come see the horrors they had turned a blind eye to. I watched them file by a table full of items the Nazis made from human skin. Horrific.
He is stupider and borderline nuts and definitely a tRump butt kisser. Simply Susan is correct - Google him at your peril, because you will probably be discovering that any hope you sought for improvement after Noem definitely isn't forthcoming.
Like any good journalist or editor, Andy obviously keeps a file of these updated and ready at all times. This one, however, is one of the great political obits of our time!
She told reporters that she wants to spend more time with her family. But has anyone consulted her family?
Does this give her more time with Corey Lewandowski?
He just dumped her via text.
Andy , For once , I hope you are not being your truthful self!😉I so want these two deplorable creeps to be saddled with each other (shotguns and all) for life ! 😂
Seriously? I mean, who can tell these days.
It said “Honey, I go both ways”
Did he shove her out of the plane door?
No, the pilot she fired and rehired did.
He threw her blanket out behind her though.
Actually, the pilot bailed and told Corey he could fly the plane.
Her reply: "I'm pregnant."
He got what he wanted, now she gets a Dear Ice Kristi text. How fitting he couldn't even pay postage for the letter dumping her. What would be a hoot if her husband told her to take a hike.
Just like Trump who, to my knowledge, has never once had the courage to personally fire anyone face-to-face in real life.
Yes, very many people are saying this.
Right what can she offer Corey now? Sure Chump is giving her another job. That's a shame. But there should be plenty of humor to follow her new endeavor.
A made-up position at a made-up agency so she can continue to fleece America. Does any Republican have any morals, decency or backbone to stand up and work for the American people?
well, I'm assuming her new position might give her access to illegal drugs. . . . just sayin'
Oh you mean like Meth SHEs on it lmao
OMG, that is hysterical. . . . did NO ONE look at that comment and think, "hmmmmm, maybe that's not how we want to say it."
true dat, Andy? I think you only write the truth😂😂🥂
Andy answers to a higher truth.
Is that true?
That would be the first intelligent thing she ever did.
Probably not, but she got her special travel blanket as a lovely parting gift.
And a nice fresh clean one from Jared Moskowitz yesterday 🤣
I love that man Jared!
Me.too
Me three.
She got to keep her stained and sticky one.
Icky-poo
I would hope even she would have sent.it out to be cleaned.and.fumigated.
She'll just contaminate it again.
😂😂😂
Yeah, what's gonna happen to the flying motel? Will she get to take it to the new post?
maybe it will be parked beside Trump’s plane ✈️ from Qatar 🇶🇦?…maybe it too will become part of his possessions? 💰 💰 💰 💰
Ahh, the blanket fiasco—the ultimate slap in the face of noblesse oblige, taken to perfection by the fact that the non-forward thinking couple hadn’t completed their flying lessons. (Probably blinded by their growing respect for each other.)
I wondered about that myself. She spent $300 million on jets to deport immigrants and $200 million on those ads featuring only her!
About that thought, Helena Handbasket: Ewwwww!?!
Neither of them has use for the other any more. Let's see how long it takes.
Does she have to give the jet back or is she starting a library for displaying it?
Who reportedly, wants to follow Noem to her new Position, and work under her!
Evidently Corey liked working under her, after all she's a cowgirl. Hee-haw.
Pete Hegseth? Hoping he will also be looking for a new job soon.
Definitely part of her punishment.
When I told my dog, Luna, the good news, she said, "Woof! Woof! Woof!" Translation: "Good riddance, bitch!"
And goats everywhere leaped and ran joyously! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXtyXEKznUI
I was going to object to the absence of goats from this celebration, but this video is the GOAT!
WONDERFUL!
So did my little grand dog.
My Sheltie started to spin and bark furiously.
My Sheltie, Rory, was similarly delighted at the news.
They are a superior breed. And beautiful.
😂😂😂
Nah, dogs are more practical. The like and respect bitches.
If they know what’s good for them. “Happy wife, happy life.” 😘
You reign supreme, Andy!!
♥️! And you, E. Jean ❣️🥂🍾
That is high praise indeed!
This is the best this week Andy! But what the heck is the Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas? Trump said "our new Security Initiative in the Western Hemisphere".......another grift?
Count on it being yet another scam. This is Agolf Shitler we're talking about. He has never done anything on the up and up his entire sorry life.
Agolf Shitler is absolutely ANDY worthy! I'm laughing so hard at this, Mary Roeser!
I think that's a Jeff Tiedrich special, as is "Little Miss Hair Extensions."
You get awarded those when you shoot puppies, get your lips injected, and have at least one extramarital affair, with an equally married Polish guy!
Don't forget all those hair extensions that likely were disguised on her expense account. Plus, all those Botox shots.
I didn't know about the Botox, but that explains how she managed to keep her face expressionless during Thom Tillis's hilarious take down.
I played it twice and laughed till I cried, particularly the part where he schooled her on her "farming" skills. If anyone missed it, you can catch it here (pbs, no ads): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ys-0r6sHV8M
I'm surpised at Tillis' competence in his dressing down Noem's performance. Powerful. Grateful she is fired from DHS. How will congress block the nominated replacement for that position?
They won't based on past history and assuming the MAGAs keep drinking the Kool-Aid.
I do believe it's a brand new totally made up job just for her.
It's like being fired as school principal and reassigned to cafeteria monitor re-named "Basement Border Czar."
Trash patrol.
They could borrow from the movie "No Time for Sargent's", where Andy Griffith gets assigned PLO. Permanent Latrine Orderly.
And Grok will think PLO means she's a terrorist and have her arrested.
Typical made up job
Trump can't admit he made a wrong decision with Noem - so he's given her another "position."
Trouble is, he's run out of Ambassadorships for his failures - so he's had to start making up new positions real quick. I wonder who helped him think up " Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas.”?
And what are the next ten or twenty going to be? Because as all this shit turns the spotlight on trump. it's NEVER going to be HIS fault. An awful lot of his appointees are going to have to be found new positions when he kicks them under the bus without saying he was wrong.
Maybe it meets in that closet at Mar A Lago.
Lol. I was thinking of one of one of those trailers they set up.at construction sites. She"'s going to be in charge of the Western Hemisphere? 😂😂😂😂😂
Or the bathrooms with all the hidden classified documents.
That, to put it mildly, is extremely worrying.
Special Envoy to Iran, perhaps?
I'll bet Andy is researching this as we wait and wonder. I cannot wait for his explanation.
The Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas protects the US from bombs; she will become our Golden Shield and take the first missile—for the team.
Or another futile effort to win the Nobel Peace Prize?
Love the photo of the dogs!
FAFO in this case better late than never. Let’s hope the door smacks her hard in the ass on the way out.
... and a shotgun in every crib.
Every MAGA crib.
Does anyone want to spend more time with her???
I'm quite sure that if any animals are left, they would not be thrilled to see her every day. You never know when her lust for killing reappears...they might want ot make a chart.
😂😂
😂😂. They are hiding far from the gravel pit😂😂!! Corey only had the job (quote unquote) because of her…so I‘m thinking he’s toast too. Oh well. C‘est la vie 😂😂. I think she knew it was coming…she was so, well, civil in her hearing…compared to Pam Bondi who of course imploded AND exploded!!
Well, her pets sure don't want to spend more time with her.
And what about her dog? Is she still allowed anywhere near vulnerable animals?
She’s gotta teach the kid how to kill small animals with her shotgun.
If she has any remaining pets who haven’t yet been shot, they certainly don’t want her to come home!
Andy , Her family would have quickly emigrated to Canada 🍁 😉
I can’t see her being welcome 🙏. 🇨🇦
Always a convenient though trite statement, signifying nothing
- Karen Cooper
Noem on de range.
You got that right, Hank Greenspan (Noem on deranged)!
Taken out to the gravel pit today.
😂😂. Watch out!!!
Superb, Hank!
I read this joyful news aloud, and my husband snapped, “Fired? From a cannon?”
What a wonderful image!
😂😂
👍👍👍
Today we all are dogs. Free at last!
Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead! It's about bloody time!!
Another a$$ licker has been appointed . And the wicked witch gets another made up assignment.
Agreed. This administration will put someone in who’s markedly worse, and then they gave her a made-up job as consolation. Only a clean sweep of all these scoundrels will suffice.
AND she gets to continue to get paid by you and me, the American taxpayer. What a parasite.
Andcwe get to pay her salary. Feeling sour.
There were at least 10 million dogs at this rally! Next stop for Kristi: Jail !!!
From your lips to God's ear. :-)
I don't know which is the more damning proof of Noem's mental deficiency: it's absolutely disgusting that she killed a puppy and a goat simply for being a puppy and a goat, but it's Guinness Book of World Records appalling that she actually thought it was something she should brag about in her book. It's sort of like if Jeffrey Dahmer had decided to open a diner.
What an image. I was at U of Wisconsin shortly after the cannibalism of Ed Gein was discovered. The Student Union cafeteria had a new item: GeinBergers.
Was he the one who made lamp shades out of women’s skin?
I think the lampshades were from the Nazi commandants in the camps; Ed was more interested in eating than reading.
No really! I just looked him up. The lamp shades were just a bit of his handiwork.
I hadn't researched and certainly believe he had a creative spirit!
Gein did make lampshades from women's skin—and there's a US military video of our commanders forcing the Germans who lived in a town near one of the liberated Holocaust camps to come see the horrors they had turned a blind eye to. I watched them file by a table full of items the Nazis made from human skin. Horrific.
We had lots of morbid jokes about Ed Gein.
He sort of faded from (culinary) history but now.....
OR - Dahmer opened a diner AND sold the cook book he wrote
true dat! 😂😂
Wonder how the inevitable "Honey, I'm home!" will play out.
How about Corey and Kristi as the opening fight for the UFC cage match this summer? Get your popcorn and Bud Lite now!
I hate that fight schlock, but I'd buy tickets for that!
I'd pay to see Kristi 's hair extensions ripped off, but hey, I'm petty that way 😉
That’s not petty. That’s pure intellectual curiosity, which is how civilization advances. Good for you!
Hope she remembers her blankie 💥
A picture is worth a thousand barks!
Woof woof woof.
The best photograph in America !!! :-)
Dogs across our nation broke out in exuberant barking at this news.
I thought neighbor's dog was barking at the Spectrum guy! This makes more sense.
😂😂 good one! 😂😂
my hound and I are currently howling 🐾🐾 arooo ARROO🐾🐾 👣 arooo howl HOWL
I wondered why my dog was barking more than usual
That cosmic canine communication network went into immediate action: Puppy Killer gone! Celebrate!
Happy day!
But is anyone named Markwayne going to be an improvement?
Kristen, just try to enjoy this day before googling Markwayne Mullen.
Save that shock for tomorrow.
It's worse. Markwayne is from Oklahoma, one of the many places in the US where good thinking goes to die.
What do you think? His mother couldn’t even find the space bar.
😂
I picked that up on some social media post 🤦🏼♀️, but apparently he's named after two uncles.
From a video on The Daily Show of him speaking to whoever, he couldn't even make up his mind about Iran, I think.
I have a pair of old boots that are smarter than MarkWayneBillyBoob.
No. Have you heard him speak?
He's an idiot!
He is stupider and borderline nuts and definitely a tRump butt kisser. Simply Susan is correct - Google him at your peril, because you will probably be discovering that any hope you sought for improvement after Noem definitely isn't forthcoming.
Doubtful !
I love how you had this piece ready to go! Good job, Andy… per usual
Just like a celebrity obituary - lets hope you get to show us Himmiller's soon
Like any good journalist or editor, Andy obviously keeps a file of these updated and ready at all times. This one, however, is one of the great political obits of our time!
Andy, did you have the piece ready?
Go dogs.
Can we still put her on a warhead and blast her into space??
I believe that violates rules on toxic bombs.
👍🏻 🎯😂😂