Andy , For once , I hope you are not being your truthful self!😉I so want these two deplorable creeps to be saddled with each other (shotguns and all) for life ! 😂
Ahh, the blanket fiasco—the ultimate slap in the face of noblesse oblige, taken to perfection by the fact that the non-forward thinking couple hadn’t completed their flying lessons. (Probably blinded by their growing respect for each other.)
This is the best this week Andy! But what the heck is the Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas? Trump said "our new Security Initiative in the Western Hemisphere".......another grift?
Trump can't admit he made a wrong decision with Noem - so he's given her another "position."
Trouble is, he's run out of Ambassadorships for his failures - so he's had to start making up new positions real quick. I wonder who helped him think up " Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas.”?
And what are the next ten or twenty going to be? Because as all this shit turns the spotlight on trump. it's NEVER going to be HIS fault. An awful lot of his appointees are going to have to be found new positions when he kicks them under the bus without saying he was wrong.
I'm quite sure that if any animals are left, they would not be thrilled to see her every day. You never know when her lust for killing reappears...they might want ot make a chart.
😂😂. They are hiding far from the gravel pit😂😂!! Corey only had the job (quote unquote) because of her…so I‘m thinking he’s toast too. Oh well. C‘est la vie 😂😂. I think she knew it was coming…she was so, well, civil in her hearing…compared to Pam Bondi who of course imploded AND exploded!!
Agreed. This administration will put someone in who’s markedly worse, and then they gave her a made-up job as consolation. Only a clean sweep of all these scoundrels will suffice.
I don't know which is the more damning proof of Noem's mental deficiency: it's absolutely disgusting that she killed a puppy and a goat simply for being a puppy and a goat, but it's Guinness Book of World Records appalling that she actually thought it was something she should brag about in her book. It's sort of like if Jeffrey Dahmer had decided to open a diner.
What an image. I was at U of Wisconsin shortly after the cannibalism of Ed Gein was discovered. The Student Union cafeteria had a new item: GeinBergers.
Like any good journalist or editor, Andy obviously keeps a file of these updated and ready at all times. This one, however, is one of the great political obits of our time!
She told reporters that she wants to spend more time with her family. But has anyone consulted her family?
Does this give her more time with Corey Lewandowski?
He just dumped her via text.
Andy , For once , I hope you are not being your truthful self!😉I so want these two deplorable creeps to be saddled with each other (shotguns and all) for life ! 😂
Seriously? I mean, who can tell these days.
It said “Honey, I go both ways”
Did he shove her out of the plane door?
Yes, very many people are saying this.
true dat, Andy? I think you only write the truth😂😂🥂
Is that true?
Her reply: "I'm pregnant."
Probably not, but she got her special travel blanket as a lovely parting gift.
And a nice fresh clean one from Jared Moskowitz yesterday 🤣
I love that man Jared!
Me.too
She got to keep her stained and sticky one.
I would hope even she would have sent.it out to be cleaned.and.fumigated.
Yeah, what's gonna happen to the flying motel? Will she get to take it to the new post?
maybe it will be parked beside Trump’s plane ✈️ from Qatar 🇶🇦?…maybe it too will become part of his possessions? 💰 💰 💰 💰
Ahh, the blanket fiasco—the ultimate slap in the face of noblesse oblige, taken to perfection by the fact that the non-forward thinking couple hadn’t completed their flying lessons. (Probably blinded by their growing respect for each other.)
About that thought, Helena Handbasket: Ewwwww!?!
Neither of them has use for the other any more. Let's see how long it takes.
Definitely part of her punishment.
Who reportedly, wants to follow Noem to her new Position, and work under her!
When I told my dog, Luna, the good news, she said, "Woof! Woof! Woof!" Translation: "Good riddance, bitch!"
And goats everywhere leaped and ran joyously! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXtyXEKznUI
So did my little grand dog.
😂😂😂
My Sheltie started to spin and bark furiously.
Nah, dogs are more practical. The like and respect bitches.
You reign supreme, Andy!!
♥️! And you, E. Jean ❣️🥂🍾
That is high praise indeed!
This is the best this week Andy! But what the heck is the Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas? Trump said "our new Security Initiative in the Western Hemisphere".......another grift?
Count on it being yet another scam. This is Agolf Shitler we're talking about. He has never done anything on the up and up his entire sorry life.
You get awarded those when you shoot puppies, get your lips injected, and have at least one extramarital affair, with equally married Polish guy!
I do believe it's a brand new totally made up job just for her.
It's like being fired as school principal and reassigned to cafeteria monitor re-named "Basement Border Czar."
Typical made up job
Trump can't admit he made a wrong decision with Noem - so he's given her another "position."
Trouble is, he's run out of Ambassadorships for his failures - so he's had to start making up new positions real quick. I wonder who helped him think up " Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas.”?
And what are the next ten or twenty going to be? Because as all this shit turns the spotlight on trump. it's NEVER going to be HIS fault. An awful lot of his appointees are going to have to be found new positions when he kicks them under the bus without saying he was wrong.
That, to put it mildly, is extremely worrying.
Maybe it meets in that closet at Mar A Lago.
FAFO in this case better late than never. Let’s hope the door smacks her hard in the ass on the way out.
... and a shotgun in every crib.
Does anyone want to spend more time with her???
Love the photo of the dogs!
I'm quite sure that if any animals are left, they would not be thrilled to see her every day. You never know when her lust for killing reappears...they might want ot make a chart.
😂😂
😂😂. They are hiding far from the gravel pit😂😂!! Corey only had the job (quote unquote) because of her…so I‘m thinking he’s toast too. Oh well. C‘est la vie 😂😂. I think she knew it was coming…she was so, well, civil in her hearing…compared to Pam Bondi who of course imploded AND exploded!!
Well, her pets sure don't want to spend more time with her.
And what about her dog? Is she still allowed anywhere near vulnerable animals?
She’s gotta teach the kid how to kill small animals with her shotgun.
If she has any remaining pets who haven’t yet been shot, they certainly don’t want her to come home!
Andy , Her family would have quickly emigrated to Canada 🍁 😉
I can’t see her being welcome 🙏. 🇨🇦
Always a convenient though trite statement, signifying nothing
- Karen Cooper
Noem on de range.
You got that right, Hank Greenspan (Noem on deranged)!
😂😂. Watch out!!!
Taken out to the gravel pit today.
Superb, Hank!
Today we all are dogs. Free at last!
I read this joyful news aloud, and my husband snapped, “Fired? From a cannon?”
What a wonderful image!
😂😂
Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead! It's about bloody time!!
Another a$$ licker has been appointed . And the wicked witch gets another made up assignment.
Agreed. This administration will put someone in who’s markedly worse, and then they gave her a made-up job as consolation. Only a clean sweep of all these scoundrels will suffice.
AND she gets to continue to get paid by you and me, the American taxpayer. What a parasite.
There were at least 10 million dogs at this rally! Next stop for Kristi: Jail !!!
From your lips to God's ear. :-)
Wonder how the inevitable "Honey, I'm home!" will play out.
How about Corey and Kristi as the opening fight for the UFC cage match this summer? Get your popcorn and Bud Lite now!
I hate that fight schlock, but I'd buy tickets for that!
I'd pay to see Kristi 's hair extensions ripped off, but hey, I'm petty that way 😉
That’s not petty. That’s pure intellectual curiosity, which is how civilization advances. Good for you!
Hope she remembers her blankie 💥
A picture is worth a thousand barks!
Woof woof woof.
The best photograph in America !!! :-)
I don't know which is the more damning proof of Noem's mental deficiency: it's absolutely disgusting that she killed a puppy and a goat simply for being a puppy and a goat, but it's Guinness Book of World Records appalling that she actually thought it was something she should brag about in her book. It's sort of like if Jeffrey Dahmer had decided to open a diner.
What an image. I was at U of Wisconsin shortly after the cannibalism of Ed Gein was discovered. The Student Union cafeteria had a new item: GeinBergers.
Was he the one who made lamp shades out of women’s skin?
I think the lampshades were from the Nazi commandants in the camps; Ed was more interested in eating than reading.
No really! I just looked him up. The lamp shades were just a bit of his handiwork.
We had lots of morbid jokes about Ed Gein.
He sort of faded from (culinary) history but now.....
true dat! 😂😂
Dogs across our nation broke out in exuberant barking at this news.
I thought neighbor's dog was barking at the Spectrum guy! This makes more sense.
😂😂 good one! 😂😂
my hound and I are currently howling 🐾🐾 arooo ARROO🐾🐾 👣 arooo howl HOWL
I wondered why my dog was barking more than usual
That cosmic canine communication network went into immediate action: Puppy Killer gone! Celebrate!
Happy day!
But is anyone named Markwayne going to be an improvement?
Kristen, just try to enjoy this day before googling Markwayne Mullen.
Save that shock for tomorrow.
It's worse. Markwayne is from Oklahoma, one of the many places in the US where good thinking goes to die.
From a video on The Daily Show of him speaking to whoever, he couldn't even make up his mind about Iran, I think.
What do you think? His mother couldn’t even find the space bar.
I have a pair of old boots that are smarter than MarkWayneBillyBoob.
No. Have you heard him speak?
Doubtful !
I love how you had this piece ready to go! Good job, Andy… per usual
Just like a celebrity obituary - lets hope you get to show us Himmiller's soon
Like any good journalist or editor, Andy obviously keeps a file of these updated and ready at all times. This one, however, is one of the great political obits of our time!
Andy, did you have the piece ready?
Can we still put her on a warhead and blast her into space??
I believe that violates rules on toxic bombs.
👍🏻 🎯😂😂
Will the real domestic terrorist please step down, then out, of public life and ideally, America. I hear Iran is looking for some "good" leaders.
must you terrify the Iranians even more?!!😂😂