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NATO Sprays Antipsychotic Medication in Airspace Over White House

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Andy Borowitz
Jan 19, 2026
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a daring daytime mission on Monday, aircraft from the European members of NATO flew over the White House and sprayed its airspace with antipsychotic medication.

All NATO leaders signed off on the plan with the exception of the UK’s Keir Starmer, who proposed inviting Donald Trump to yet another s…

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