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New Conspiracy Theory Links Wide Availability of Guns to People Getting Shot

Jul 15, 2024
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The Internet was gripped over the weekend by a wild new conspiracy theory alleging a sinister connection between the wide availability of firearms and people getting shot.

Millions of social media accounts shared photos, videos, and other media purporting to show that guns and people …

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