New York Woman Panics at Prospect of Four More Years With Trump
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Alarmed by what she observed in the first presidential debate, a New York woman said on Friday that she was in “a state of total panic” at the thought of four more years with Donald J. Trump.
She urged all Americans to “work harder than ever” to “prevent such a ghastly outcome from becoming a reality.”
“We ca…