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Nixon's Letter to Elon Musk

Nixon's Letter to Elon Musk

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Feb 09, 2025
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Since his death in 1994, Richard Nixon has refrained from public comments. Today, however, he has broken his silence in a letter from Hell.

Mr. Nixon offered TBR the exclusive right to publish his letter on one condition: that his expletives not be deleted.

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