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Nixon Reacts to Trump’s Epstein Cover-up

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Andy Borowitz
Nov 23, 2025
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Since his death in 1994, Richard Nixon has refrained from public comments. Today, however, he has broken his silence in a letter from Hell.

Mr. Nixon offered TBR the exclusive right to publish the following letter he wrote to Donald Trump on one condition: that his expletives not be deleted.

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