Unfortunately he has a slew of medical people (I won't call them doctors because they may be his appointees) who will do anything to keep that bunny hopping.
Perhaps RFK JR. could pass along the brain worm to DJT, since it has run of nourishment in Jr's brain, it would not be long before it would again run out of food in Dump's noggin.
From your mouth to God's ears! I have thought the same thing. Of course if Joe did win it, Trump would "trump" up charges against Joe for some stupid reason and have him publicly hung.
May I propose that we change the word trump as in "trump up charges" or "one, no trump," to something else? I'm not sure what the substitutes should be, but I'd go for anything that wasn't his last name.
In reality, someone like Mark Elias who's won a lot of court cases against all the various unlawful things the felon has tried to do. Or maybe Dr. Fauci, that would piss off both the felon & the worm guy.
Still the Nobel committee should be on guard, the regime probably already has all their files from when Elon was on the job, the shakedown could be coming.
Love this. But why do we have so many precise playbooks for creating Authoritarian regimes out of democracies…where’s the playbook for reversing the takeover?
One of my neighbors has a German Shepherd that knows how to open the baby proof doors under the sink to steal treats. That said, in my experience, dogs are basically WYSIWYGS.
My cocker spaniel can open the refrigerator She also creates diversions while we're eating so she can jump on the table after we get up. A devious genius!
As I wrote above (with apologies to D Cohen, not having first seen that comment and to whom I wish Shanah Tovah!), what LHS says is cheating is actually lying: “Sandwich? What sandwich? I haven’t had anything to eat all day!”
Trump has gone on record that he hates dogs and never had one. He's always putting down dogs in ways none of us would ever imagine. Yes, as you said, obvious he never had a dog.
I'd like to say he'd changed his mind with a dog. But I bet he'd get someone to pull a Noem gravel pit for any dog he got.
Bet any dog would try to get away from him or go after him cos you know, dogs can tell good people from not. In fact, dogs are much smarter than people in many cases. They actually can learn! Imagine that.
They DON'T, you're right, D! If they grab food when you aren't looking, they aren't cheating with any malice in their heart; they're just hungry! Humans are unique in cheating with malice in their hearts and they don't care at whose cost it is that they gain.
We all are rattled by Trump. Your pulse is probably racing due to this topic. Increases stress, for sure. Typos are expected. I went to Nobel Jr High. I'm sure I could easily transpose letters in this situation.
You’d think it would be obvious that anyone who insists they DESERVE one is de facto UNDESERVING!
Then again, anyone who would try it would assume that concept simply applied to everyone else…and “everyone else” would naturally be demanding it for themselves. After all, it requires a supremely magnificent ego to force “peace” down the political throats of nations who’ve been at war for decades, like India and Pakistan. And just imagine how much harder it is with countries who’ve weren’t even aware they were at war with each other, like Cambodia and Armenia!
This may explain why Trump has been so friendly to the Ukraine recently. He probably asked Zelenskyy if he supports Trump's bid for the Nobel Peace Prize, and Zelenskyy said 'Suuuuuure....'
I swear, if it weren’t for the Borowitz Report, these dark times would be intolerable! Thanks for throwing me a daily lifeline, and reason to laugh at the insanity Andy!!
If the Nobel Committee is considering Trump for the Peace Prize, they should also consider a posthumous award for Medicine for Dr. Mengele, although after his news conference announcing the cause of autism and with his comment that women should just "tough it out" Trump may be in the running for that one too.
Who else has a better chance of winning the Nobel?
Imagine if Joe Biden won it. 😈
😂😂. Let’s suggest it! Maybe it’s enough to finally end Trump!🙏
He’s obviously already had a stroke. I don’t know what else we can throw at him. He’s like an orange Energizer Bunny
Unfortunately he has a slew of medical people (I won't call them doctors because they may be his appointees) who will do anything to keep that bunny hopping.
Perhaps RFK JR. could pass along the brain worm to DJT, since it has run of nourishment in Jr's brain, it would not be long before it would again run out of food in Dump's noggin.
Ah, but that was a TIA - a "mini" stroke.
He's still due for the Big Kahuna.
If tRump should go before I wake,
I pray the news ain't fake.
On top of worsening dementia. He’s a real dream boat, not.
More likely a TIA -- Transient Ischemic Attack. (Unfortunately. The "Transient" part.)
Hence the ol chestnut - Teflon Don…
Biden has been nominated.
Dogs do not cheat. They are loyal, honest, loving and friendly. Perhaps that is the reason Trump is the only modern President who has never had a dog.
Excellent point!
Wouldn't that be wonderful.
From your mouth to God's ears! I have thought the same thing. Of course if Joe did win it, Trump would "trump" up charges against Joe for some stupid reason and have him publicly hung.
May I propose that we change the word trump as in "trump up charges" or "one, no trump," to something else? I'm not sure what the substitutes should be, but I'd go for anything that wasn't his last name.
How bout the orange metamucilini! One of my favorites!
Greta Thunberg
José Andres and World Central Kitchen.
Love that idea!
Yes!!!! Can you imagine if he won!
It’s the only choice.
Bruce . Yes that would send Dump into a life ending tantrum 😁
At least she was nominated
Nah
Putin. He's had fewer affairs with and/or assaults of women.
That we know of . . .
I was going to say ...
A second one to Obama. That would definitely
make Trump
apoplectic.
Love it!!!🤣🤣🤣
Haha yes!
But putin's ahead in the murder category
are we sure????
The backwards walking escalator guy
Genghis Khan may have a posthumous shot now.
Yulia Navalnaya
Charles Manson, posthumously.
Hitler, Mao, Putin and Stalin.
He hasn't quite gotten to the level of Hitler, Mao or Stalin but he's doing his damndest to beat them to the bottom.
He's more of a Mussolini.
Do you think we'd be allowed to hang him upside down after he dies?
Exactly!
You forgot Benito.
The new Mt Rushmore
In reality, someone like Mark Elias who's won a lot of court cases against all the various unlawful things the felon has tried to do. Or maybe Dr. Fauci, that would piss off both the felon & the worm guy.
Still the Nobel committee should be on guard, the regime probably already has all their files from when Elon was on the job, the shakedown could be coming.
Fauci! What a great idea! He deserves it since a healthy world has less strife.
Oh I like that!
True, but sadly I think Dr. Fauci has entered a witness protection program to hide out from the whole MAGA world who decided he's an arch enemy.
I am pretty sure Elon's fingers are still in the cookie jar of data. We should be ready for the announcement that he is this year's winner.
J.D. Vance, who thinks the U.S. should attack anyone who deserves it. Sort of the "tough love" approach to peacekeeping.
So Christian.
(Great sarcasm, Dianne, and very spot on! ;) )
Hannibal Lector, of course.
Does “Anyone”” count?
George Costanza!
Satan. He only goes after bad people.
My dog Lola.
Maybe Pete Hegseth at Quantico September 30? 🤦🏻♀️
Love this. But why do we have so many precise playbooks for creating Authoritarian regimes out of democracies…where’s the playbook for reversing the takeover?
Actually, STRONGMEN does deal with this.
STRONGMEN is an excellent book! Buy it!
I read it a few months ago-very interesting.
I just ordered it. Thank you!
With any luck someone can write it in 2029.
We have to start now
"cheated like dogs"?? Dogs don't cheat.
Unless they think you aren't looking when you leave your sandwich on the coffee table. 😄
😂😂 🐾 🐾 👅
One of my neighbors has a German Shepherd that knows how to open the baby proof doors under the sink to steal treats. That said, in my experience, dogs are basically WYSIWYGS.
I doubt if Sir Shits-a-lot could open baby proof doors.
Good point. Thank you for making me laugh!
Dogs probably smell better than rancid tRUMP too
My cocker spaniel can open the refrigerator She also creates diversions while we're eating so she can jump on the table after we get up. A devious genius!
As I wrote above (with apologies to D Cohen, not having first seen that comment and to whom I wish Shanah Tovah!), what LHS says is cheating is actually lying: “Sandwich? What sandwich? I haven’t had anything to eat all day!”
indeed.
L'Shana Tova, Erika.
That doesn't "count." That's a "tempt," Shame on you. Dogs are SO above the scum in the White House.
okay. but maybe that's within the rules of fair engagement.
😂😂
How the hell would Trump know anyway? He doesn't own a dog. Very unfair to dogs.
If a dog had to live with Don the dog would leave. They know.
It probably would've been bitten by tRump and his kids.
Why turn man's best friend rabid?
Excellent point. Trump doesn't have the foggiest notion about dogs.
He uses “dogs” in obnoxious ways. Obviously he ever had a pet dog
Thank GOD, on behalf of all dogs everywhere, that trump has never had a dog. Or any pet.
except Melania????
I thought Donnie's the pet.
😂😂😂
Excellent point from Wis. Can anyone imagine a dog's view of belonging to Trump?
Trump has gone on record that he hates dogs and never had one. He's always putting down dogs in ways none of us would ever imagine. Yes, as you said, obvious he never had a dog.
I'd like to say he'd changed his mind with a dog. But I bet he'd get someone to pull a Noem gravel pit for any dog he got.
Bet any dog would try to get away from him or go after him cos you know, dogs can tell good people from not. In fact, dogs are much smarter than people in many cases. They actually can learn! Imagine that.
They DON'T, you're right, D! If they grab food when you aren't looking, they aren't cheating with any malice in their heart; they're just hungry! Humans are unique in cheating with malice in their hearts and they don't care at whose cost it is that they gain.
He hates dogs. Uses that comparison to dogs in many circumstances. He should only be like a dog
Why do you think Kristi Noem is on his team?
Cats sometimes do, though.
The Noble Prize Committee is willing to strike a deal with Trump. They will award the prize to him, but only posthumously.
Nobel. I should probably check my pulse as well.
We all are rattled by Trump. Your pulse is probably racing due to this topic. Increases stress, for sure. Typos are expected. I went to Nobel Jr High. I'm sure I could easily transpose letters in this situation.
Thank you for your sympathy. I did notice my blood pressure starting to rise sometime around January 20th, 2025
😜😜😜
Hahahahaha-guffaws from ‘Lil Rhody! Hilarious!
Perfect!!!
ROFL !!!!!!Great
One of the members of the committee — not mentioning Trump — said they give the side eye to anyone campaigning for the prize.
That’s the way it should be.
You’d think it would be obvious that anyone who insists they DESERVE one is de facto UNDESERVING!
Then again, anyone who would try it would assume that concept simply applied to everyone else…and “everyone else” would naturally be demanding it for themselves. After all, it requires a supremely magnificent ego to force “peace” down the political throats of nations who’ve been at war for decades, like India and Pakistan. And just imagine how much harder it is with countries who’ve weren’t even aware they were at war with each other, like Cambodia and Armenia!
Ha! Right!
Yes. Yes indeed. That's like calling yourself a mensch. If you do that, you're not a mensch, you're a schmuck.
Pol Pot
Isn’t it necessary to be alive?
Expect an Exec Order banning roofs since
It isn't guns snipers use, it is roofs.
Good one!
Trump thought it was the Piece Prize, and he had planned to share it with Jeffrey Epstein (postoumously)
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh MY Gosh!
Laughing today is helping!
Yeah, because awful stuff is happening. Fast…
Satan.
He’s having The Yam’s baby, according to South Park
He can't escape from tRump, either.
This may explain why Trump has been so friendly to the Ukraine recently. He probably asked Zelenskyy if he supports Trump's bid for the Nobel Peace Prize, and Zelenskyy said 'Suuuuuure....'
Trump is gonna hear from the dogs on this one.
If the gnome doesn’t shoot em..😏
I swear, if it weren’t for the Borowitz Report, these dark times would be intolerable! Thanks for throwing me a daily lifeline, and reason to laugh at the insanity Andy!!
Hear hear!!
“Gimme Gimme Gimme.” What a moral imperative.
He wants a man after midnight???
/ABBA
Almost anyone
If the Nobel Committee is considering Trump for the Peace Prize, they should also consider a posthumous award for Medicine for Dr. Mengele, although after his news conference announcing the cause of autism and with his comment that women should just "tough it out" Trump may be in the running for that one too.