Noem Poem
An ode to Kristi
Kristi Noem is Stephen Miller
With hair extensions and tons of filler
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When I see Kristi, I will picket
My sign will read, REVENGE FOR CRICKET
There once was a woman called Kristi
Whose hair was all tangled and twisty
She thought she was a hit
But doesn't know shit
About constituional history.