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Sep 29, 2024
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Mark Robinson might be the first Black Nazi/slavery advocate/porn addict to receive a major party’s gubernatorial nomination. But he’s just the latest in a long line of surreal candidates handpicked by the worst political talent scout in history: Donald J. Trump.

For your entertainment, I’ve collected the most abysmal stooges Trump has ever endorsed. Vote for the most ludicrous candidate in the comment section, and I’ll announce the biggest loser next Sunday. Have fun!

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