Other COVID Origin Stories Rand Paul Should Investigate

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Felipe

Aug 02, 2026

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Sen. Rand Paul, who became a COVID investigator after an illustrious career as a COVID superspreader. (Photo: Alex Wroblewski / AFP via Getty Images)

After a tense hearing on Wednesday in which Senator Rand Paul grilled Dr. Anthony Fauci about the origins of COVID, The Borowitz Report would like the Kentucky lawmaker to investigate these other possible COVID origin stories:

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Felipe

From a country you misspell. Author of “America, Let Me In: A Choose Your Immigration Story.” WGA and Peabody Award-winning writer for The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.