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Sylvan Seidenman's avatar

How about hiding him in a library? No way anybody would think he'd be there.

Naomi NYC's avatar

Specifically, Obama's Presidential Library. 🙂

Cathy Wampler's avatar

No, the Obama Library would need to be fumigated after Trump’s visit.

bitchybitchybitchy's avatar

There's not enough sage in the world to cleanse that library

Lynn Tuohy's avatar

Noooo! Please wipe that thought from your brain!

JeffJ's avatar

How about in the Donald J. Trump and Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Bookmobile? (A real thing!)

Leslie's avatar

A real thing? What is it a kiddie pornmobile?

ptcat3's avatar

It is a real thing. It is a bookmobile traveling around the country where people can go to see and read the 3.5 million files released so far.

https://trumpepsteinbookmobile.com/

Leslie's avatar

Thank you for telling me I had no idea! That's actually a good thing.

Chicagoshirl's avatar

You can sign up on their site and add your town for a requested stop.

Kandarohe's avatar

No! It's great. Defiance.org or one of their offshoots raised $100,000 and created a mobile video exhibit--the Trump-Epstein Bookmobile. It contains reproductions of many of the Epstein files that have been released, and features videos of Epstein abuse survivors telling their stories. It's traveling across the country to show everyday Americans what Epstein and Trump really did. At some stops, there are live presentations by real survivors. https://trumpepsteinbookmobile.com/

Lisa's avatar

Or the African History Museum.

Kathleen's avatar

How about a church - a real church, not one of those White Christian Nationalist pseudo-churches?

Phil M.'s avatar

He might burst into flames.🔥🔥🔥

It's Come To This's avatar

The church might burst into flames... 💥

julie elder's avatar

One can hope….

Sandy Naughton's avatar

The upside? He’d burst into flames

Diana Whitney's avatar

A Quaker Meeting House?

Jay F's avatar

You beat me to it

Sandy Naughton's avatar

Me too. Great minds visited by the same sentiment at the same time

Kay-El's avatar

Perhaps a prison library?

Stephen Brady's avatar

And he is utterly impervious to new information, so he could just sleep and emit his toxic fumes!

Gwendolyn McEwen's avatar

His foul stench would quickly create a public health hazard and we need to protect our libraries.

Cecil Bothwell's avatar

Yes, as this month’s Atlantic cover story notes, he’s our first post-literate president.

Janice's avatar

and hopefully, the last!!

Steve Park's avatar

A library was my first thought as well. Probably his maiden voyage to any sort of knowledge.

Susie's avatar

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Kate Vandegrift's avatar

How about inside a "real" church?

Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

📚😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Harry Krausman's avatar

In the dorm with Baron.

At the Kremlin.

With Milania in Trump Tower

In a health food store

Patricia Dempsey's avatar

You're right about that!

WENDL Kornfeld's avatar

An orange grove.

Beth B's avatar

He'd blend in. On the other hand, might scare the bees away.

Dr. Richard's avatar

Or a field of dying sunflowers…

Deanna Lehl's avatar

How about under the Protective Coating of the Reflecting Pool??????

Terri Morgan's avatar

I came here to say this.

Maybe in a sealed vault under the reflecting pool and its next (improved) reflective, soundproof coating.

Janet Morris's avatar

Just posted that. Great minds work in pairs and threes.

LaurieOregon's avatar

In Melania's bedroom.

In a real library.

In a fitness center.

At a Weight Watcher's meeting.

Susie's avatar
1hEdited

Melania’s bedroom!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Mike Sabes's avatar

A sleep clinic

Ann Mason's avatar

You could hide him in Vlad’s back pocket.

Or Bibi’s!

Pearl's avatar

maybe too obvious - two of the first places to look!

Dr. Richard's avatar

Certainly not in any of his many TRUMP TOWER MONEY LAUNDERING HEADQUARTERS.

Kandarohe's avatar

Have you watched that excellent documentary, Active Measures, that documents how the Russian mafia uses the 35 worldwide Trump Towers to launder their billions?

Dr. Richard's avatar

Thanks. Top on my list now, but I am painfully aware of almost everything that this fake human terrorist has done since WE were 16 in Queens. There is no crime that he would not commit - absolutely none (but he’s such a coward that he can’t even fire real people in person - only on a pathetic TV show.

Kandarohe's avatar

I hear that; I feel similarly--that I already know how completely and thoroughly venal, corrupt and hollow Trump is. There's literally nothing there but a reactive id demanding gratification. I don't have to harp more on what I already know. Yet I enjoyed Active Measures; it's well made and gave me interesting details about how some of the things we're dealing with now came to pass. I learned from it and enjoyed it at the same time (enjoyment is not exactly the right word, but I enjoyed the exposé-film part of it.)

Kandarohe's avatar

It sounds like you grew up with Trump in Queens? (The filmmaker of Active Measures, Jack Bryan, moved in the same Palm Beach circles as Trump although I don't know if they actually knew each other.)

Ramon Parrish's avatar

But we all know he is there.

Mary Roeser's avatar

He's already there.

Dr. Richard's avatar

So was the Iatola.

RICH GOPEN's avatar

Nah. That would be way too much of an incentive to kill two (or three) dirty birds with one stone.

Sue T's avatar

In the military. No one would ever look there for him.

Mike Sabes's avatar

He would be the only one there with an improper military salute ! He would be found quickly!

Babydoc's avatar

Inspired! Congrats to Andy and Ann!

Andy Borowitz's avatar

Always an honor to collaborate with great Ann Telnaes!

Jodi Gabert's avatar

I could just imagine the book you’d create. Maybe with an introduction by Michael DeAdder. That could be a future collaboration?

Where’s Donnie? I was going to suggest the Jimmy Carter National Landmark. But it’s so peaceful Trump would be going batshit.

JeannieLaKT's avatar

Don’s Johns is the best!

Chicagoshirl's avatar

You two do good stuff together!

Walter O’Brien's avatar

The graveyard at his Bedminster golf club.

Harriet G's avatar

Oh soooooo clever! Love this one!

Sue T's avatar

The moon. No, that's too close. Mars.

Adam Stoler's avatar

uranus. actually his anus

Jan Fabiyi's avatar

There might not be room. Too many cabinet members up there.

ButWhatDoIKnow's avatar

After all, his head is already there.

Cynthia Reifsnyder's avatar

His head has a head start already

David A Pitock's avatar

Isn't that where they buried Lindsey Graham. Like going home.

Maria Comninou's avatar

in plain sight: just remove the make up and the tie

Kathleen's avatar

And take away the lifts in his shoes so we can see he's only 5'6" - and remove the cast iron girdle.

Dorothy G Ferguson's avatar

Have to include the wig and any crown hair. Just a grampa.

Jodi Gabert's avatar

The chinchillas want their coats back

Rebecca MacGregor's avatar

What about the wig?!!

Lizbet's avatar

And the toupee.

Victoria Porter's avatar

Under the same rock Mitch McConnell is hiding under.

Punkette's avatar
2hEdited

Hee hee! Good one, sister 😂

Ted Faraone's avatar

Ann Telnaes is fabulous partner for Andy.

Paul Mack's avatar

On a SpaceX rocket headed to Mars.

Gwendolyn McEwen's avatar

As long as it is a one-way trip.

Michael Bowe's avatar

A SpaceX rocket headed to Mars is very likely going to blow up on the launch pad.

Dr. Richard's avatar

Any advanced civilization that might find him en route would immediately destroy the Earth, thinking he is a prototypical human.

Italien's avatar

Forever…with friends!

J Cheng's avatar

as long as Elon and his nose-picking kid are along for the ride

Adam Stoler's avatar

on a submarine with screen doors

Sarah Kattus's avatar

Hide him among immigrants in concentration camps.

Roland Saeger's avatar

Or in the migrant caravan. Let him wait in Mexico until he can apply for asylum.

Debra Kanoff's avatar

Why make them suffer more?

Dr. Richard's avatar

Na! He could be spotted there by a blind man. Neon orange, white, tall and soooooo ugly!

Doris Buchmann's avatar

The blind man can “feel” him, swollen and full!

Ginny Crouse's avatar

Why punish the immigrants any more?

BARBARA RITTER's avatar

Epstein Island. Safe from prying eyes.