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Jan 20, 2025
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump’s pledge to send Americans to Mars garnered overwhelming global support on Monday, with the condition that Elon Musk be the first astronaut to embark.

Around the world, people hailed the idea of Musk participating in the six-year roundtrip, and were even more excited by the …

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