Palestinians Propose Taking Ownership of Mar-a-Lago
GAZA (The Borowitz Report)—A spokesman for the Palestinian people said on Wednesday that, though they had no intention of leaving the Gaza Strip, they would be “very interested” in taking control of the Mar-a-Lago Club in Palm Beach, Florida.
“Right now, Mar-a-Lago is a mess,” the spokesman said. “The only reason anyone is living t…