People With Children Horrified to be Praised by JD Vance
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (The Borowitz Report)—Sen. JD Vance’s effusive praise of people with children has caused millions of American parents to recoil in horror, interviews with parents reveal.
“I love my kids, but I must admit that Vance’s endorsement of my decision to have them has made me question it,” David, a father in Nebr…