Pete Hegseth Declares End to His Dry January
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Pete Hegseth has declared an end to his Dry January, the former “Fox & Friends” host revealed on Friday.
Hegseth told reporters that he commenced his alcohol-free month on January 1 and brought it to a conclusion at 12:01 AM on January 2.
He said that he hoped his triumphant participation in Dry …