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Pete Hegseth Declares End to His Dry January

Jan 03, 2025
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Pete Hegseth has declared an end to his Dry January, the former “Fox & Friends” host revealed on Friday.

Hegseth told reporters that he commenced his alcohol-free month on January 1 and brought it to a conclusion at 12:01 AM on January 2.

He said that he hoped his triumphant participation in Dry …

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