Share this postThe Borowitz ReportPete Hegseth’s Holiday WishlistCopy linkFacebookEmailNotesMorePete Hegseth’s Holiday WishlistTBR Sunday ReadDec 08, 2024∙ Paid771Share this postThe Borowitz ReportPete Hegseth’s Holiday WishlistCopy linkFacebookEmailNotesMore21237Share“I’m too sexy for this Cabinet.” (John Lamparski/Getty Images)Greetings, my fellow Americans. And hello, ladies!It’s Pete Hegseth—the foxiest friend on “Fox & Friends.”Here’s my holiday wishlist. In the interest of being fair and balanced, I hope you’ll agree that someone who’s naughty deserves something nice! This post is for paid subscribersSubscribeAlready a paid subscriber? Sign in
