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Dec 08, 2024
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“I’m too sexy for this Cabinet.” (John Lamparski/Getty Images)

Greetings, my fellow Americans. And hello, ladies!

It’s Pete Hegseth—the foxiest friend on “Fox & Friends.”

Here’s my holiday wishlist. In the interest of being fair and balanced, I hope you’ll agree that someone who’s naughty deserves something nice!

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