Police Investigating 8647 Markings on National Mall Find Unusual Hat at Scene of Crime
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Law enforcement probing the mysterious markings of the numbers 8647 on the National Mall said on Friday that they had found a distinctive hat at the scene of the crime that could help them identify the perpetrator.
The hat, a wide-brimmed navy-blue boater with an ivory band, was rem…
