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Poll: One Hundred Percent of Democrats Support Vance Remaining on Ticket

Poll: One Hundred Percent of Democrats Support Vance Remaining on Ticket

Aug 01, 2024
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a welcome piece of good news for the embattled vice-presidential nominee, a new poll released on Thursday shows that a hundred percent of likely Democratic voters favor JD Vance remaining on the GOP ticket.

Vance’s strong showing with Democratic voters stands in sharp contrast with his perform…

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