He may have the tallest reflecting pool in the world but he has no self reflection!!!😉Thanks for the Monday morning chuckle Andy, as we start another week of madness! Your wit and humor keep me sane and laughing! 😂💕
How can the Pope move freely amongst millions of un vetted worshipers and Trump needs a Big Multi Billion Dollar Bunker to hide in and protect him from the public?
Reflecting pools standing erect, UFC events on the White House Lawn, spray-painted gold tchotchkes covering every square inch of the Oval Office, rising inflation caused by an unnecessary war created by a lunatic... you Trump voters must be so proud.
Excellent, Paul! I hope everyone gets your allusion. Also, tchotchkes have something that others can love; the spray-painted foam turds in the Oval Office do not have anything that anyone but tRump could love.
Larry Caringer: The T-voters can be proud but the real credit goes to Elon. After all, he was publicly thanked on Jan 19 2025 because 'he knows those computers better than anybody. All those computers, those vote-counting computers, and we ended up winning Pennsylvania...' (Also the other 6 swing states: the software that works for one works for many.) Of course, now that Elon's a trillionaire, maybe he doesn't have time to mess with the midterms. Sure.
I understand the sentiment, but a friend just pointed out to me that a huge funeral before election day would not help our cause. Let's hope he can hold on until after the election and his staff can keep him busy playing with absurd blueprints, fake things to sign and groups of babysitters to help him take his naps!
I like your optimism Suzie ! It rivals Andy’s!😂 But I fear Trump is like the brook in Tennyson’s poem - “ men may come and men may go / but I go on forever! 😂💕
Trump runs away from journalists when the questions aren’t soft balls. Pope Leo met Marco and resisted the temptation to whack him over the head with a mitre. He truly is a holy man.
I was trying to fugure out what Trump was doing with the reflecting pool. I know it had leaks and needed sime TLC so what could be wrong with that? Then I saw this:
The Backlash: The Cultural Landscape Foundation filed a lawsuit in U.S. District Court seeking to stop the project. Preservationists argue the administration ignored historic preservation laws and fundamentally altered the historic, achromatic gray design of the Reflecting Pool to a "theme park" aesthetic.
me too! Every morning I turn the television on, and ask "is he dead yet?" and my husband shakes his head and says "no" . . . but some day . . . SOME DAY!
You forget, we have the best economy, the hottest country, the best weather, the brightest sun, the best molecules, the most violent entertainment, like nobody's ever seen, and we have the best inflatation.
I think the Pope is the kind of guy who does not ever watch or know anything about cage fighting. He probably is like the rest of us and and does not even want to know anything about it, especially on the US Flag Day. I am going to be flying my Pride flag that day.
I'm attending a rally locally - love celebrating the horrible orange man's bday by protesting with a sign that lets people know he's the worst human ever.
On the big screens above center court, the Garden could alternate between the picture of Trump and Epstein together at a party and showing trump up in his luxury box on the kiss cam. The crowd could chant “Epstein Files! Epstein Files!” repeatedly.
Trump has the tallest reflecting pool in the world!!!
And the shallowest
You meant gene pool right? 😁
And the Lysol Toilet Bowl bluest!
And the bluest.
🎶The bluest pool you've ever seen belongs to Donald
and the dollars oh so green are also Donald's
Like a petulant child, starting wars, running wild
Yelling catch me if you can while the aids rub on fake tan
It's time we said adieu to old Donald, to old Donald.
Hilarious!
Rumor has it he's preparing an EO stating that from now on Length=Height.
He may have the tallest reflecting pool in the world but he has no self reflection!!!😉Thanks for the Monday morning chuckle Andy, as we start another week of madness! Your wit and humor keep me sane and laughing! 😂💕
We always knew he was a fat vampire in diapers.
LOL LOL, THANKS FOR THAT ONE!!
And the smallest hands and the smallest...
And fittingly, it seems to have toppled over!
Thanks again Andy for giving me something to laugh about. Laughter is good for the soul.
If you lay it flat and paint it pool-blue...........
and one that's likely to peel, crack and fade within six months. Just sayin'
Ah, the difference between His Holiness and His Assholiness.
So, thats the source of his Executive Odors!
Well played, sir!
Your Eminence v. Your Putrescence.
Trump doesn’t know the difference between the Golden Scepter and the golden sphincter.
I suppose, at some point in the future, he'll consider "knighting" people by farting on them (in all his glorious, dazed and demented confusion).
Figuratively, that means the entire nation has been knighted.
Thanks for the image, Annette /s
Hahahahahaha…..
Asstute!
<snicker>
Good one Nancy!!
Well said.
If you printed out the Epstein files, the pages would cover the Reflecting Pool 11.5 times.
Replacing the Tacky Blue with Redaction Black………
I don’t doubt it ROFL
Bravo! 👏👍
One guy offers hope. The other offers a cage match. Apparently hope still has a market. 🙏🏻
Leo vs. Trump. Good vs. evil. Reason vs. insanity. It shouldn't be a hard choice.
Yet somehow the Republicans are conffused!
The extra f was a typo but I think it is fitting - F the Republicans
Typos are OK if there is a meaning. Indeed, the extra f for F the republicans. (Not a typo. I refuse to use caps to refer to them.
Drinking too much covffeffe.
Leo has God on his side . . . tRump has the gang that couldn't shoot straight.
How can the Pope move freely amongst millions of un vetted worshipers and Trump needs a Big Multi Billion Dollar Bunker to hide in and protect him from the public?
because the world doesn't hate Pope Leo
Reflecting pools standing erect, UFC events on the White House Lawn, spray-painted gold tchotchkes covering every square inch of the Oval Office, rising inflation caused by an unnecessary war created by a lunatic... you Trump voters must be so proud.
In the interest of being pithy…I had to cut out about 100,000 other atrocities authored by the idiot and his cronies.
Sir, I know tchotchkes, and those spray painted gold turds in the Oval Office are no tchotchkes!
Excellent, Paul! I hope everyone gets your allusion. Also, tchotchkes have something that others can love; the spray-painted foam turds in the Oval Office do not have anything that anyone but tRump could love.
<appreciative applause>
Larry Caringer: The T-voters can be proud but the real credit goes to Elon. After all, he was publicly thanked on Jan 19 2025 because 'he knows those computers better than anybody. All those computers, those vote-counting computers, and we ended up winning Pennsylvania...' (Also the other 6 swing states: the software that works for one works for many.) Of course, now that Elon's a trillionaire, maybe he doesn't have time to mess with the midterms. Sure.
Link: https://www.rev.com/transcripts/trump-rally-ahead-of-inaguration
at timestamp 28:03
Don't forget the tariffs that caused self inflicted economic pain!
He just can't help himself. Countdown to his total demise is underway.
I Wish I Wish... So Soon!!!!
Sooon
Hopefully soon
I understand the sentiment, but a friend just pointed out to me that a huge funeral before election day would not help our cause. Let's hope he can hold on until after the election and his staff can keep him busy playing with absurd blueprints, fake things to sign and groups of babysitters to help him take his naps!
The sooner it is launched the better!
'speed counting' is in order
"Ojala," as we say in Spanish
think that could happen in, oh, say, 60 minutes? Asking for a friend.
I like your optimism Suzie ! It rivals Andy’s!😂 But I fear Trump is like the brook in Tennyson’s poem - “ men may come and men may go / but I go on forever! 😂💕
Trump runs away from journalists when the questions aren’t soft balls. Pope Leo met Marco and resisted the temptation to whack him over the head with a mitre. He truly is a holy man.
blessed are the patient
I was trying to fugure out what Trump was doing with the reflecting pool. I know it had leaks and needed sime TLC so what could be wrong with that? Then I saw this:
The Backlash: The Cultural Landscape Foundation filed a lawsuit in U.S. District Court seeking to stop the project. Preservationists argue the administration ignored historic preservation laws and fundamentally altered the historic, achromatic gray design of the Reflecting Pool to a "theme park" aesthetic.
Wait till the court sees the Duck boats!
I guess they can always paint it gray again after Trump dies. When will that be?
I check every morning right before I click on Borowitz.
me too! Every morning I turn the television on, and ask "is he dead yet?" and my husband shakes his head and says "no" . . . but some day . . . SOME DAY!
lifeguard chairs will be installed after the UFC fight, as well as a few "swim up" bars
You forget, we have the best economy, the hottest country, the best weather, the brightest sun, the best molecules, the most violent entertainment, like nobody's ever seen, and we have the best inflatation.
And the hottest women!
I think you mean hottest little girls, don't you, Elaine? And maybe little boys, too, for all we know.
Now about those California girls...
That Pope guy sure knows how to work a crowd. You rock, Pope!
You could even say: He spoke their language. Whatta guy!
And I bet that the pope getting so much great press, and interacting so humbly to really pisses off the Orange Bastard.
(Sorry for my garbled syntax. Not up to my English Major standards…)
One of the Pope's main concerns is syn.
The only thing smaller than Diaper Don’s hands is his appendage. It’s the reason why he pursued defenseless little girls.
And boys.
Ouch!!!! Good One.
Didn't one of them bite it off?
I'm a bit slow on the uptake lately, but I bet that's why Stormy said it looked like a mushroom! LOL!
Bobbit ?
LOL!! I guess that's one way to do it, if you don't have a knife handy!
It’s a draw. Trump knows nothing about the Old or New Testament Bibles
and the Pope knows nothing about the Trump Bible.
True! The Pope has never read The Gospel According to Lee Greenwood.
LOL, LOL, oh WOW, that is Hilarious!!!
<snort laugh>
King Con's "Bible" excludes the Golden Rule.
I think he just prefers this version, “He who has the gold rules.”
I think the Pope is the kind of guy who does not ever watch or know anything about cage fighting. He probably is like the rest of us and and does not even want to know anything about it, especially on the US Flag Day. I am going to be flying my Pride flag that day.
I'm attending a rally locally - love celebrating the horrible orange man's bday by protesting with a sign that lets people know he's the worst human ever.
Excellent! I am with you all the way!
Wouldn't it be grand if the Nicks Fans booed him into another incarnation tonight!
On the big screens above center court, the Garden could alternate between the picture of Trump and Epstein together at a party and showing trump up in his luxury box on the kiss cam. The crowd could chant “Epstein Files! Epstein Files!” repeatedly.
and then laugh . . . because he absolutely hates being laughed at. Come on New Yorkers, laugh like your life depends on it!