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Oct 19, 2025
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Two far-left Antifa extremists at the No Kings rally in my hometown.

When I arrived at my local NO KINGS protest in New Hampshire a little after 9 am, hundreds of people were already lining the street and cars were honking in support.

Since I planned to interview protesters and take their photos, I checked in at the organizers’ table. The media liaison, a volunteer with white hair and a sweet smile, introduced herself.

“I’m the media person, but I don’t have any journalism experience,” she said.

“That’s okay,” I said. “Neither does the person running CBS News.”

After the protest, I hosted a live chat for thousands of TBR community members from across the country and around the world.

The following are some of their inspiring and joyous No Kings stories, along with phenomenal photos from a historic day.

Plus: the incomparable Jesse Welles sings his new No Kings anthem!

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