Process Server Locates Giuliani By Following Trail of Hair Dye

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PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—The process server who handed Rudolph Giuliani a summons Friday night located him by following a trail of jet-black hair dye, the server has confirmed.

The server, an agent of the Arizona attorney general’s office, said his suspicion was aroused when he saw “drops of an inky …