Profile in Ignorance: Eric Trump
A Borowitz Report Sunday Read
When we think about Donald J. Trump’s adult male spawn, we tend to focus on the older, sweatier one. That’s fine with Don Jr., who’s spoken at countless Nuremberg-style rallies to prove himself worthy of his namesake. At the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) in 2023, for example, he roasted Sen. John Fetterman, who was recovering from a series of health problems. “Pennsylvania managed to elect a vegetable,” he said, a Mephistophelean gleam in his eyes. “I’d love for John Fetterman to have, like, good gainful employment. Maybe he could be, like, a bag guy at a grocery store.”