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Elise Stefanik's Extreme MAGA Makeover

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Jun 23, 2024
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A rare moment during the 2019 impeachment inquiry when Stefanik’s mouth was shut. (Tom Williams/CQ-Roll Call, Inc via Getty Images) 

Earlier this year, I discussed the terrifying rise of Gov. Kristi Noem of South Dakota, who, at the time, was on Trump’s VP shortlist. Now that she’s shot her political career dead in a gravel pit, let’s consider a GOP star who’s still in the running for veep: Rep. Elise Stefanik of New York.

To my knowledge, Stefanik has never killed a puppy. That’s the best thing I can say about her.

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