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Proximity to Power Fails to Make Elon Musk Interesting

Nov 18, 2024
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“Why am I still boring?” worries the Tesla CEO. (Beata Zawrzel/NurPhoto via Getty Images)

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Elon Musk’s strenuous efforts to obtain power have dismally failed to make him an interesting person, a leading expert revealed on Monday.

Professor Davis Logsdon of the University of Minnesota, a scholar who has written the definit…

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