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Putin Agrees to Negotiate with Musk over Ownership of Trump

Putin Agrees to Negotiate with Musk over Ownership of Trump

Feb 18, 2025
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MOSCOW (The Borowitz Report)—Vladimir Putin has entered into negotiations with Elon Musk over the ownership of Donald J. Trump, the Kremlin confirmed on Tuesday.

Those negotiations, however, are proving contentious, as the Russian president is arguing that, having fully owned Trump between 2017 and 2021, he is en…

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