Putin Scolds Trump: "I Got You Elected and You Haven't Said Thank You Once"
MOSCOW (The Borowitz Report)—In a testy meeting at his Kremlin office on Tuesday, Vladimir Putin scolded Donald J. Trump for failing to show proper gratitude for getting him elected president of the United States.
For almost an hour, Trump was on the receiving end of blistering attacks from Putin and his vice president, JD Va…